You're not from around here*

• If you think barbecue in any way involves cows or catsup.
• If you hear somebody mention "The King" and you think they're talking about Elvis.
• If you think that Durham has two syllables.
• If you've never spent the day at 3 Flags over Fuquay, flown on Fundermotz Airlines, and you have never met Johnny Dollar.
• If you think 43 is just another prime number.
• If you avoid people who live in Fuquay-Varina and Chalybeate Springs so you won't have to call directory assistance to look up their numbers.
• If you live in north Raleigh or Cary (Containment Area for Relocated Yankees)
• If you think "where you from?" is bad grammar.
• If you don't remember when you couldn't buy a bagel.
• If you know how many periods are in a hockey game.
• If you think Charlotte is part of North Carolina.
• If you think people are joking when they mention Lizard Lick.
• If you think southerners can't drive in the snow.
• If you think "the Triangle is just like D.C., only without the museums."
• If you can't understand half the people who call into WPTF's Sportsline.
• If you can't find any good wings (or pizza)

* Here being the Research Triangle Park area of North Carolina